As symmetry breaking closes down for its long winter's nap, please enjoy (or at least put up with) a badly adapted holiday song and the chance to reflect on a fascinating year in particle physics:
The Twelve Days of Winter Break: Particle Physics Edition
On the first day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the second day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the third day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the fourth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the fifth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the sixth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs with sigmas under three.
On the seventh day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the eighth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the ninth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
Tevatron retiring
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the tenth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
six neutrinos oscillating
Tevatron retiring
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the eleventh day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
just-discovered baryons
six neutrinos oscillating
Tevatron retiring
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the twelfth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry...
antimatter ATRAP-ing
just-discovered baryons
six neutrinos oscillating
Tevatron retiring
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and a verdict on Higgs by 2013.
Happy holidays, everyone! See you next year!